99 Secrets about Guys

Another forwarded e-mail. I bet you’ve read it a million times but most of these
secrets are actually totally true. And they say girls are tougher to figure out.
Boys are even more complicated inside even though it seems that they revolve
around only one thing – women.
99 SECRETS GIRLS HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT GUYS
1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and
presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not
thinking the way he is.
5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual
 questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad
characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure
have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and
it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don’t provoke(irritate) the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and
this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never
mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are
 thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when
they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re
 asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and
 he can’t lay down the card for
you.
22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t
mean that the guy likes her.
28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth
 faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t
let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that
much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems
 with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases
you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the
 wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be
hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they
broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting
involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured
 and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more
 than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with
 their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll
probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying,
”Please come and listen to me”
59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight,
but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is
wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.*
65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be
sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball,
 the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your
advantage.
72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of
rejection.
73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and
 you’ll be surprised.***********
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than
attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic
is about girls.
76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable
decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes,
he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know
them,they’ll realize they’re wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too
stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is
already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at
fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s
criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance,
give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance,
ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at u and
 it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend,
 all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and
take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in
front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for
 one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and
 sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.