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Tuesday, 31 May, 2011

JOKES BY ARAVIND

☻A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

☻This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO
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Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of the year

☻A Day Will Come . . .
When The Whole World Will
CELEBRATE

Your NAME
Yur FAME
Your PERSONALITY

Your THOUGHTS
Your VIEWS
But Keep In Mind
April Fool Comes Once A Year
Congratulations
Its Ur Day ;->
☻This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

☻Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

☻Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

☻God made a daylight n is called Sun,
God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n is called Moon,
God made a U and is
called Cartoon…..;->

☻A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,
But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days
Till Ur Birthday ; April 1

☻Special people like you
will have special message like this.
“FOOLS ARE NOT MADE THEY ARE READYMADE”

☻If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

☻Today if anyone praises you
for your beauty, nature, style and attitude
kick them
How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st?

☻If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

☻Close your eyes I have a gift for you
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Oh you didn’t close your eyes!!!!!

☻This is a New SMS, That is not available in Market yet.
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I told you not available in market,
then how it comes on mobile? lol:

☻When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

☻Someone..
Misses You..
Needs You..
Worries About You
Lonely Without You
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …

☻Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl… April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

☻True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
☻Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them
how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st….;->

☻I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
☻All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
☻When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL

☻The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......

Can I sell you?
☻U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

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